I walk around in my hoodie and enjoyin me some iceT and skittles, and I’m a functioning valuable member of society, right?
Quit hatin’, ya digg?

I walk around in my hoodie and enjoyin me some iceT and skittles, and I’m a functioning valuable member of society, right?
Quit hatin’, ya digg?
Bought me a new flat screen cause laptops are for white ponies.
Yo check it. my dumb ass lil sis Jiggleboo knows deez kids in her class that’re tryin’ to convince her she can get her ass tat if she tries enough different shit.
So what does she do first? Dats right, rolls on up to yours truly and asks for some of dat Blue Leaf Buddha. Now I ain’t one for handin out da herb to no minors (not for free anyway), but momma always said ‘family first,’ ya digg?
ya’ll niggas betta not tell nobody, ill fuckin kill you!

(Source: corndogpony)
yo yo yo word up my pony brethren! big ups to da hottest white girl dis side o Canterlot for sending me this incredible portrait of yours truly. Look at the exquisite lines, that brilliantly shining hair, that hazy smoke, the blooming colors on my sixteen piece bucket! Dis shit’s so fuckin fancy, it’s mothafuckin laminated! It’s too much.
Check yoselves befo ya’ll rickity wreck yoselves and check out the wonderful, talented, and white (enough) artist Exilei at:
P.S. I do actually look at my question and submission boxes for gems like deez, so don’t hesitate to show a brotha some luv, ya digg?
Don’t tell the mod I said this, but the white mane was actually a wig. After a lengthy discussion shortly following the launch of ‘Tyroney,’ it was decided that my natural hair color served the character far better. Besides, it’s already embarrassing enough wearing this stick-on cutie mark. (Although I guess not as embarrassing as how my first run in with Corn Dog ended, but you folks’ll find out all about that soon enough.)
Ahem, I mean lissen up foo! Niggas be talkin shit bout me bein white and shit ya herd? So like, I’m out to show the world I can be as black on the outside as I am the inside, ya digg?
(Source: corndogpony)
He offered up again and figured I’d give his stuff a chance. He’s not like them other earth ponies… he’s… different.
Doooooooo it…..